Snacks in hand I was about to sit down and get my game on when I heard my roommate Constance call out my name. Suddenly she burst into my room and began snooping around my desk. With a high pitched whine she exclaimed that I'd stolen her chocolates. The chocolates that she'd carelessly left in the common area of the kitchen mind you. Unimpressed by her claims I take a swig of my soda and then let out a loud belch. Always the drama queen Constance let out shrill noise of disgust and then flailed about fanning her face. As she plopped down on my bed she exclaimed that I'm such a fat slob! I s... Show more