You've been a very greedy piggy while you were away at college. You used to be so slim. Keywords: used-to-be; now you're starting to absolutely balloon with fat! Where there used to be a tight chest and rock-solid abs, there's now only softness. There's no mystery as to why your clothes have become so very tight. The state of your waistline makes it look like you spent more time in the dining hall than in class. If you keep this up, Piggy, you're going to end up huge, heavy, wheezing, and waddling just like me.

You've been a very greedy piggy while you were away at college. You used to be so slim. Keywords: used-to-be; now you're starting to absolutely balloon with fat! Where there used to be a tight chest and rock-solid abs, there's now only softness. There's no mystery as to why your clothes have become so very tight. The state of your waistline makes it look like you spent more time in the dining hall than in class. If you keep this up, Piggy, you're going to end up huge, heavy, wheezing, and waddling just like me.