I want you to imagine that you're in his place. Those are your hands touching the soft supple mountain of lard that's collected around my waist. That's it, lift it up. It's heavy, isn't it? Drop it down and watch how it causes a wave to ripple throughout my blubbery body. Watch how easily your fingers sink in deeply. Yes, I really am that fat! Don't be shy, grab a big handful of fat and see for yourself. That's right, you're the one who's in control. This is your belly after all, it was you who helped me grow it.