This has to stop! It's time for an intervention, your gluttony is consuming you! Every time I leave the house you devour everything in sight! No snack is safe from your greedy maw. You're spiraling out of control. Are you still working? I can't remember the last time you left the house. Scratch that, I can't even remember the last time you got dressed. Do you have any clothes that can still cover that lard engorged body of yours?

This has to stop! It's time for an intervention, your gluttony is consuming you! Every time I leave the house you devour everything in sight! No snack is safe from your greedy maw. You're spiraling out of control. Are you still working? I can't remember the last time you left the house. Scratch that, I can't even remember the last time you got dressed. Do you have any clothes that can still cover that lard engorged body of yours?