This has to stop! It's time for an intervention, your gluttony is consuming you! Every time I leave the house you devour everything in sight! No snack is safe from your greedy maw. You're spiraling out of control. Are you still working? I can't remember the last time you left the house. Scratch that, I can't even remember the last time you got dressed. Do you have any clothes that can still cover that lard engorged body of yours?