You know just how massive I am—there’s no escaping the sheer weight of all this fat. See this can? I press down with all my might, feeling the metal crumple and flatten beneath me. There's no resisting me; the can collapses completely, reduced to a flat, worthless scrap of aluminum, leaving it so utterly crushed that it’s as if it never existed in three dimensions at all.

You know just how massive I am—there’s no escaping the sheer weight of all this fat. See this can? I press down with all my might, feeling the metal crumple and flatten beneath me. There's no resisting me; the can collapses completely, reduced to a flat, worthless scrap of aluminum, leaving it so utterly crushed that it’s as if it never existed in three dimensions at all.