You're home just in the nick of time, I'm soooooooo very hungry. Will you please go get your Step-Mommy some BK? What, I'm getting too fat?! How dare you speak to your Step-Mother that way! You should be ashamed of yourself. I didn't raise you this way. Now go get me some BK or you're grounded!

Thank you, I appreciate it. Don't you dare roll your eyes at me! I don't want to hear another word about my weight. I'm as skinny as the day your step-father and I met! I bet I could still fit into my prom dress. I'm delusional?! Get out of my sight! I want to eat in peace.