Featuring: Thick Tiffany

We have a confession to make. One that you might not like. We ask that you keep an open mind before you react to what we're about to say. The two of us decided that it would be really sexy if you got big and fat like us. We know that you prefer to stay fit and lean, but what fun is that? The reason your clothes don't fit anymore Sugar isn't because we shrank them in the wash; it's because we've been secretly fattening you.