You were warned that, as my husband, I expect you to be double or triple my weight. Something tells me that I'm not going to be disappointed with how tight your clothes have been looking. I doubt that I could even put my finger between you and the waistband of your favorite jeans. Alright, Piggy, it's time to see how much weight you've gained for me since we were married last month.

You were warned that, as my husband, I expect you to be double or triple my weight. Something tells me that I'm not going to be disappointed with how tight your clothes have been looking. I doubt that I could even put my finger between you and the waistband of your favorite jeans. Alright, Piggy, it's time to see how much weight you've gained for me since we were married last month.