As I speak, I'm filled with an immense sense of pride for the greedy, gluttonous hog you've become. Witnessing your evolution, both inside and out, has been a truly divine experience. From the moment you outgrew your old wardrobe, it became evident that you were destined for greatness. Your progress towards your goals has been nothing short of inspiring, and I'm honored to be a part of your story. Together, let us continue to embrace this journey of growth. I'm so proud of you, Piggy.