Take out your cock and start thinking about my perfect, hairy stinky asshole. Think about how badly you want to lick it, smell it, taste it and touch it. Stroke your cock exactly as I tell you. Since you're being such a good boy and listening so well, I'll fart in your face so you can sniff my stinky fart while you stroke. Now sniff my stinky armpits while you stroke. I'm not wearing deodorant. Keep stroking until I tell you to cum.