I've had a few too many, and I start reminiscing about our special times together. No one has ever satisified me like you do, and I taught you everything you know. You're so good at everything because of me. I can't wait to have you back here so I can have my way with you. Until then you'll have to just watch this video of me. I know I can trust you with it, because you've always been good with secrets.