'Today I'm telling you in detail exactly what you have to do to be my slave in real life. This is fuckin real. If you want your dreams to come true you'll do precisely what I say. Follow the steps I lay out for you and all your pathetic hopes and dreams of slave-hood will come true. Or you can just waste your life away jerking off thinking about what could have been because you don't have the guts! Either way its ok with me you're still a loser to me.