Part One: in these difficult times, it's remarkably comforting to have professionals like Valencia and GirlDynamic on the case! The ladies give us a messy briefing on cannolivirus* using cream pies and yellow and chocolate cake batter for demonstration. Spokesperson GirlDynamic tells us what symptoms to look for as Nurse Valencia provides visual aids. Filmed on Pi(e) Day 2020, 3/14!

*Coronavirus is very serious and awful. And that's the best reason in the world to mock it a bit...