I decided to try the Asian sweet called mochi for the first time. I chose it with the flavor of my favorite berry, strawberry. To the touch, mochi feels like... a scrotum! It's really soft and delicate, just like the skin on men's goolies. That's why I couldn't resist tearing it apart, hahaha. Afterward, I sucked out the strawberry jam and played with it in my mouth, and then continued to tease the remaining scrotum with my tongue.