Today I caught some unwelcome little guests and decided to get rid of them by swallowing their small bodies. The mice were the first to go. I swallowed one whole and chewed the other, leaving only its tail intact. You can observe how it goes down my throat deeper and deeper through its little tail, until it disappears completely. Next in line was a family of bear cubs, their step-mother and step-father, which I swallowed by handfuls, first four and then ten at once! There were also penguins, and they were the sweetest. The penguins didn't resist and obediently went down my throat.

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