Wow, normally I would laugh but it's just so sad. I tell you a story about the smallest dick I have ever had and how embarassing it was. I humiliate you and your tiny dick. I even pull out a tiny rubbert dick to make fun of you with. You should probably never burden a woman with your shriveled dick ever again. Accept your life of celibacy. You're gross. I bet you everytime you show yourself to women on the internet, they screenshot it and send it to all their girlfriends so they can have a laugh.