Her...Lets play a game, pick a paddle then I will pick a paddle, choose wisely. HIm...Why oh why did I pick the Lexan paddle? Well you did say that you wanted to teach me a lesson. I had heard that Lexan was wicked and I had never experienced it before. When you smiled after I presented the paddle to you I knew I was in trouble. 10 swats, count and thank me for each one. Bend over and touch the ground, dont move.....The first swat horrible, absolutely horrible. 9 more??? Two had me quivering and straining to keep my pose. The third one did me in, I sank to the ground, almost touching my knees.... Show more