Why not start your year right? All of you know that I'm a powerful demon, and now it's time for me to instruct you on doing a REAL satanic ritual.

Doesn't it sound thrilling to do a ritual, sanctioned and spelled by an actual demon? Every step you take has been powered with my own magic, so that the energy you feel is completely real.

There's no need to be scared, you'll enjoy what happens to your body, mind, and soul.