I've kept my sh-*it in all day waiting for it to explode out of my asshole, i'm sat on the toilet for 3 minitues straight dumping it out my stomach is turning churning and doing loud grumbles so you can tell how messy and big it is. Do you wanna come along and perv on me while i'm making a huge smelly mess? I feel sorry for the next person that comes in, especially as i had a curry the night before????????????????