I have been drafting up a contract you must sign. This contract is air tight, no way to get out, completely binding. It locks you in to giving my almost all of your income, you will only be left the bare minimum to scrape by, You will lead a merger life while I am in luxury, so what are you waiting for....it's time to sign!

I have been drafting up a contract you must sign. This contract is air tight, no way to get out, completely binding. It locks you in to giving my almost all of your income, you will only be left the bare minimum to scrape by, You will lead a merger life while I am in luxury, so what are you waiting for....it's time to sign!