You have one job, be my footstool. You are so lowly this is the only task I think you can complete for me, so you must excel. Being human furniture gives you a sense of purpose you would not else have, plus you get to touch Goddess' perfect feet

You have one job, be my footstool. You are so lowly this is the only task I think you can complete for me, so you must excel. Being human furniture gives you a sense of purpose you would not else have, plus you get to touch Goddess' perfect feet