We are two superior Asian Goddesses who love to mock you for things that you can never, ever change. You know how some men have big dick energy? You have negative dick energy; it's so small, it's non existent! We make you drop your boxers and laugh at how pathetically small your little white dick is. Even our boot heels are bigger! How can you even call that a cock? Do you use the washroom stall when you go to the restroom out of sheer embarrassment? We bet you don't even use the urinal like a real man.

It's impossible to imagine any woman wanting you after they see the size of you... Show more