You were lucky enough to get a date with me and take Me out for the most amazing date of your pathetic little life. Obviously, you are already in love with Me and ready to be at My beck and call for a chance at date number two, but before you can ask, I've got news for you.

It didn't take long for me to see on our date that your confidence level wasn't quite right. I knew for sure when the date was through that you were too tiny for date number 2.

It's not like there is anything you can do, you are a tiny dick loser and I know it's true. I only date real men who satisfy... Show more