I just need to get a little information for your chart before the Doctor comes in, so if you would just remove your......OMG! Do you have an erection, oh God, not again! Listen, I know this is awkward, but we really need to take care of that before the Doctor get's here! This has happened before with male patients and the Doctor will be irate! Hurry, I can hear her coming down the hall, this is going to be a close call! You don't even want to know what she did to the last patient that got an erection.......