I have a confession to make, I ran into one of your friends the other night at the bar and one thing led to another and......well long story short I fucked him. I'm letting you know because you are a really great guy and we have an awesome relationship except sexually, I just haven't been satisfied....it's mainly due to your cock size, it's just too tiny for me. So here's the deal, I'm going to keep dating you, but I'm also going to keep fucking your friend. Don't you want me to be happy? I promise to come home from each date and tell you everything in detail......