Don't think just because it's Christmas time I'm going to take pity on you and your itty bitty dick. Hell no! the opposite in fact. Let's go, time to pay up! You need to make up for what you lack between your legs with a tiny dick tax! I didn't make the rules ok? but I am here to collect on behalf of all women. We all feel the same way about your micro cock. You need to pay for your inability to sexual please us. So pay up!