You think I don't notice you looking? No matter where I go, you always seem to be there. Trying to get a better look at My ass while I am shopping at the mall, standing behind My treadmill at the gym, or staring across the room when I am out to dinner on a date. You ignore your boring old wife, trying to recapture a moment of your youth when you actually may have had a chance with a beautiful young Goddess like Me. Those days are over for you, now you are old, wrinkled, used up and the only way you can get My attention, is to pay, pay, pay!!