There are certain things in life I need to protect you from, like other women....they can be so cruel to guys like you. Ya know, guys with small pee-pees. To be honest you will probably always be single, see women just don't want small dicks and yours is very very small. But don't you worry, ill comfort you, snuggle you, pat your head, and tell you what a good boy you are. I will even let you stroke that tiny little thing to me if it will make you feel better about yourself. Just remember, no woman can love you like I can.