so you've been working for me for a few years and now you want a raise huh? well we both know your work sucks and really you should be getting fired not given a raise, but since we have found ourselves in this situation I'm going to take advantage of it. I will think about giving you a raise as long as you do a few little things for me.....I'm sure you won't mind once you hear them.....now crawl over here like a good little employee and let's see how much money you can squeeze out of me.....