Another boring vanilla night, in your bland pathetic little life. No sex for you once again. Your girlfriend dosen't even acknowledged your tiny little baby dick. Except for your two finger tug jobs your sex life is nonexistent. With a tiny dick like yours, who could blame your girlfriend for giving up on your sex life. She let herself go, because you gave her no reason to be more than your glorified roommate. That's why you can't resist jerking your teeny little weeny to me everyday. Tonight My laughable little loser, I'm going to make you step outside of your unimaginative little comfort ... Show more