I was cleaning out my closet and found this cute little toy left over from a bachelorette party. Doesn't it look just like your dick? Granted this toy is bigger than your dick but it's still so little and cute! I bet it will fit perfectly right between my tits....yup, how adorable! Let's wind up this little toy and see what it does.....oh nothing, just like your dick. Completely useless. At least this little toy at some point brought some pleasure to a whole bunch of women at a bachelorette party, that's more than you can say about your little worm. At least you can pretend this little toy dic... Show more