Your Valentines day will go one of two ways....you sit home alone masturbating to pictures and videos of me or you feel obligated to take you boring gf/wife out to dinner. Let's explore both of these scenarios....
First scenario, you're a fucking LOSER with a tiny dick and no valentines day date. You know there is just no point trying to go out and get laid because its always ended in laughter when you pull down your pants. Your little tiny nub has ruined your valentines day and beyond that your life every day. The only joy and excitement you have now is me. So grab your teeny weeny and... Show more