I can't lie to you anymore...you've never made me cum. Your dick is just too tiny, you've never been able to please me and you won't fuck anyone else with that little thing. So there's no point in us breaking up and you trying to find someone new...no, I have the solution. I got you your very own Albedo, your favorite waifu! See now you won't have to worry about desperately trying to find my clit and my g spot, she's all pillow and all for your pleasure! You're already eyeing her aren't you? Well give it a go babe, show me how much you love your new pillow waifu, she's the only one getting ...

I can't lie to you anymore...you've never made me cum. Your dick is just too tiny, you've never been able to please me and you won't fuck anyone else with that little thing. So there's no point in us breaking up and you trying to find someone new...no, I have the solution. I got you your very own Albedo, your favorite waifu! See now you won't have to worry about desperately trying to find my clit and my g spot, she's all pillow and all for your pleasure! You're already eyeing her aren't you? Well give it a go babe, show me how much you love your new pillow waifu, she's the only one getting humped by you from now on!