When I am ready to sit at the computer and smoke a cigarette, I don't need an ashtray. I just tell my slave to get in the position. He kneels down beside me and sticks his tongue way out. Then I can just flick my ashes into his convenient, open mouth. If it makes him cough, I don't care. I just tell him to take it. This is much better than buying an astray at the store.

HUMAN ASHTRAY