You, my boyfriend, and I are cuddling watching tv tonight. I dismiss your sexual advances and claim to be interested in the film that I’ve seen hundreds of times before. Little do you know that I actually want nothing to do with you anymore... As if almost on cue, mans best friend comes along, jumping up towards me. I give him all the pets he deserves and when I see his red rocket standing at attention, I know it’s time to break the news to you: I’ve been fucking your doggy behind your back. But it doesn’t end there because from now on he’s the only one that will get to fuck me. You. Well, ... Show more