You ardently wish that Queen Joan would hear you, teach you to be a good obedient human ashtray slave.... why should this smoking goddess choose you? you think all day about jerking off your little pee-pee to this fantasy - show her that you deserve to serve her, pay tribute to your Mistress... eat her ashes, lick her used filters, taste her lipstick marks, show your devotion... only my humiliation will elevate you and turn a jerking loser into a worthy smoke slave....