You have a job interview. You tell the interviewer that you’re really nervous and ask in the interview if it’s alright that you light up a cigarette. The job is for teaching Tagalog. You teach some sample phrases. Then the interviewer asks you to take a drag and hold for as long as you can. Then to do some nostril exhales. You are confused why a language training job would have these questions. He tells you that you are going to be hired to be a smoker so he can watch you smoke whenever he wants.