G had pissed me off that day, so I decided to sit on his face and call my step-mother to vent about what an asshole he can be. I put the phone on loud speaker so you can hear both sides of the conversation, including my mum saying she would like to be there to make him suffer too. Unfortunately I heard one of his flatmates coming home and had to end this abruptly, or I would have been settled in for a nice long chat. There's always next time.

$2.99 is the lowest C4S would let us price this. We weren't sure whether we should release it with the short video length and unexpected end...

G had pissed me off that day, so I decided to sit on his face and call my step-mother to vent about what an asshole he can be. I put the phone on loud speaker so you can hear both sides of the conversation, including my mum saying she would like to be there to make him suffer too. Unfortunately I heard one of his flatmates coming home and had to end this abruptly, or I would have been settled in for a nice long chat. There's always next time.

$2.99 is the lowest C4S would let us price this. We weren't sure whether we should release it with the short video length and unexpected ending, but decided it would be a good way to judge if anyone would be interested in seeing me make a much longer phone call to my step-mother while he suffers under my ass.