You're obsessed with My ass, I can tell. I'm inclined to let you touch it, grab it, squeeeeeze it a little.... But first I'll need something from you. Oh don't worry! It's nothing too serious. Nothing I would ever let anyone else see. I need something secret from you, something a little naughty. Maybe a bit embarrassing. But don't worry. You can trust Me! I would NEVER betray your trust.