My boyfriend (Jobber Jerry) and I are hanging out. I have something to tell him though- I went through his phone and I found all of his Converse sneakers forums!! I had no idea how to feel at first- was he dating me just for my shoes? What is he doing with these other shoe girls? Well jokes on him, I wear these sneakers because I love teasing men like him!! He just should have told me sooner ;) I put my Converse in his lap and ask him what he thinks about them, then start pushing them on his face, berating him for his fetish. I make him get on the ground and stand on top of him!! I trample ... Show more