There exists no other possible universe in which a superior woman like me would ever talk to a lowly short Asian man like you. How bold of you to come into my office, vying for my attention. Quit wasting both of our time - you know you and your cock are much too short for me to even feign interest! I chop you down to [a very very small] size and leave you utterly humiliated. Don't ever think you could impress me with that Vienna sausage between your legs. Go jerk it off in the bathroom since all this humiliation turns you on so much.

There exists no other possible universe in which a superior woman like me would ever talk to a lowly short Asian man like you. How bold of you to come into my office, vying for my attention. Quit wasting both of our time - you know you and your cock are much too short for me to even feign interest! I chop you down to [a very very small] size and leave you utterly humiliated. Don't ever think you could impress me with that Vienna sausage between your legs. Go jerk it off in the bathroom since all this humiliation turns you on so much.