I have had it with your scandalous ways mister! I'm sick of you going out without me knowing and today it stops. Today i have found your empty iced coffee cup complete with lid and straw,,,and i told you not to go out! Now i am going to fill it with spit for you to suck out through the straw. I know you love my spit anyway, but i just want to make sure you know who you belong too. And its not the stupid slut at the coffee shop you keep secretly visiting. You know she wouldn't spit for you like i do. I can forgive you if you drink my spit and dont let it happen again.