In this custom video, i have SO MUCH snot and nothing useful to do with it...unless of course i blow it all over this newspaper and make you lick it up. That sounds perfect. I already sneezed all over this newspaper but that wasnt quite messy enough. Now im going to unload my nose all over in puddles on it so you have to slurp it up off the ink filled pages. I know you dont like to disappoint me so im sure you will lick it all up real clean without any complaints.