DId you really think you would get away with it!? You must think that i am stupid! Well, you are caught mister! I found your secret other phone, the one with all the texts and pictures from your random sluts. WE ARE OVER! And I am going to make sure that our last moments together are very memorable. Watch as i spray my wet sloppy sneezes all over your CHEATER phone, showing you exactly what i think about your sneaky betrayal. Just to make sure i really wreck your day, and your phone, i finish off by blasting juicy gobs of snot all over it!