I swear, My roomate has been getting on my last nerve! The only way i dont go crazy is by secretly tormenting her. Things like sticking her toothbrush in the toilet ...and hocking loogies in her fancy glass hippie water bottle. Its tinted glass so she will never notice, at least not in time to stop herself from guzzling down my thick phlegm. Watch as i hock and spit big juicy loogies, letting them drip down from my lips into the bottle, over and over again. I even pound my chest to loosen up the lung butter before deeply hocking it all up. but you have to keep it a secrete or else she wont ...

I swear, My roomate has been getting on my last nerve! The only way i dont go crazy is by secretly tormenting her. Things like sticking her toothbrush in the toilet ...and hocking loogies in her fancy glass hippie water bottle. Its tinted glass so she will never notice, at least not in time to stop herself from guzzling down my thick phlegm. Watch as i hock and spit big juicy loogies, letting them drip down from my lips into the bottle, over and over again. I even pound my chest to loosen up the lung butter before deeply hocking it all up. but you have to keep it a secrete or else she wont fall for it!