Since you couldnt be here in person, i thought i would make you a special present and sneeze all over your black shirt. I know you wish i could make all my messy sneezes land splat on your face, but this is the next best thing. The back shirt works really well to make all the snot from my sneezes stand out. You can imagine what each and every snot load would feel like hitting you in your face. I use a small stick to lightly touch the inside of each nostril causing my chest and stomach to heave until i blast out sneeze after sneeze. Blowing my nose onto the shirt when things start to get to ...

Since you couldnt be here in person, i thought i would make you a special present and sneeze all over your black shirt. I know you wish i could make all my messy sneezes land splat on your face, but this is the next best thing. The back shirt works really well to make all the snot from my sneezes stand out. You can imagine what each and every snot load would feel like hitting you in your face. I use a small stick to lightly touch the inside of each nostril causing my chest and stomach to heave until i blast out sneeze after sneeze. Blowing my nose onto the shirt when things start to get to stuffed up. After each wet sloppy sneeze the shirt gets more and more covered and the snot begins to drip from my nose until finally, i need to do a giant snot rocket to clear out my nose.