In effort to fill up my jar with phlegm and snot for you, i pull out all the stops for a spectacular show and high volume of mucous collection. Starting with sneezing, i get the juices flowing and hock up some loogies to spit in the jar. Then some snot rockets after that. To really drive up my mucous production i use a toy to do some gagging. And the cycle just keeps repeating. The more sneezing and gagging i do, the thicker or more plentiful my snot and spit becomes. Finally, towards the end, all of my facial fluids have begin to mix together no only in the jar, but on my face as well. I s...

In effort to fill up my jar with phlegm and snot for you, i pull out all the stops for a spectacular show and high volume of mucous collection. Starting with sneezing, i get the juices flowing and hock up some loogies to spit in the jar. Then some snot rockets after that. To really drive up my mucous production i use a toy to do some gagging. And the cycle just keeps repeating. The more sneezing and gagging i do, the thicker or more plentiful my snot and spit becomes. Finally, towards the end, all of my facial fluids have begin to mix together no only in the jar, but on my face as well. I suck snot streams into my mouth while they still hang from my nose, blow phlegmy spit bubbles and basically allow my face to become a slimy snotty mess. I even take the whole jar of collected snot and loogies and dump it into my mouth. Then i play with the thick mess, letting it slide out of my mouth back into the jar. After a few times of doing that, it is time to close up the jar and send it off to a special recipient.