In just 2 minutes flat I find out just how much of a floppy failure you really are! No 2 pump chump title for you.. Only 2 floppy, soft inches of loose and wiggly uselessness.. You don't throb the slightest even when I tighten my grasp.. I'll try to stretch and wiggle anything out HAH! But really it just makes me laugh! I'll laugh harder and harder while you get softer and softer. To the point that you wither away into the saddest, softest lump of loneliness... Handle it yourself! No ones going to get off your floppy disgrace nor do they desire to! It only deserves to be mangled and fallen ... Show more