*Directors Cut*

You look stressed, who isn't?! Let me help you.. I think I know just the trick, a special technique... just perfect for a time like this.
Just trust me, I will have you feeling so much better in no time at all!
All you need to do is focus on my feet and listen to what I say.
You will soon remember how good these soft soles are at lulling you into a state of complete an utter relaxation!