I am your cock-teasing co-worker, sitting across from you in intentionally distracting nude nylon hold ups and gorgeous black patent peep toe heels. Loving the power trip of winding you up mercilessly with my sexy seductive feet and footwear knowing full well you are not getting any of your work done ans you will be stuck doing overtime again seing as you cannot get anything done when Im in the office.

Mean co-worker... I am the only good thing about your job.